MINDBLOWING: TAMIL HERO VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1)      U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate 

 
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u   
sneeze u ll say HUTCH   

 
3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in   
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College 

 
4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u   
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop 

 
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a   
software engineer cannot bcom a software 

 
6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world   
in world cup   


7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard. 

         
 

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