Mr Bean at school

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


MR. BEAN ON MARRIAGE
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?

: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean Ok? I thought it was a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?

: Head Cleaner.


SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

: Make it three c to be sure!







During a recent password audit, it was found that a
bean was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why he had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.